stop following me in front
We interrupt this dashboard to announce that wiggly pigling.
the thing i regret the most about getting a tumblr is that suddenly i’m staying up all night on this website instead of staying up all night reading a book
This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever read.
in 2014 can we just act like the doge thing never existed please
im deleting my blog
astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day
The turtle cavalry is serious shit
"Onward, alligator steed!"
"I’m a crocodile."
"Silence, water horse!"
The one in the back looks like it’s wearing a turtle for a hat
if i were on a date and the guy were to say he didn’t like Disney i would look him dead in the eye and be like “in a relationship i need faith, trust” and then i’d open my purse and throw glitter and then whisper “pixie dust” then walk out.
WHY IS THIS GETTING NOTES
BECAUSE ALL OF US WOULD DO IT.
"Raven what’s on your face.
It is me”
I’m doing an easter egg hunt for my cousins and someone is gettin a meatball